MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AND I HAD TO POST IT LOL!!!!!!!!

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.



The moral of this story is:



"Always keep your condoms in your car"

HER WORLD GOES ON.............

I'm without her somewhere far away
I keep thinking about her but I know I can't stay
She haunts me like a nightmare her image is everywhere
She doesn't leave me alone
I can't escape her or erase her
When I know she's not coming home

I can't understand where I went wrong
I can't understand where her love has gone
I don't know where I belong
My world is over
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(Her world goes on)
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(My world is gone)

Am I crazy or just human
Is this what heartbreak is
What should I be doing
It feels like I got seconds to live
She haunts me like a nightmare her image is everywhere
She doesn't leave me alone
I can't escape her or erase her
When I know she's not coming home

I can't understand where I went wrong
I can't understand where her love has gone
I don't know where I belong
My world is over
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(Her world goes on)
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(My world is gone)

My world is over while her world goes on
(... I don't know where I belong
My world is over)
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(Her world goes on)
When life goes on (her world goes on) and on and on
(My world is gone)

Unforgettable

This is really one of my dumbest flows ever
I haven’t slept in days
And me and my latest girl agreed to go our seperate ways
So i’m single...
Thinking about what we had and missing you
But I aint santa, I got something for these bad b*tches too
I mean paprazzi on me trying not to get caught out
They always seem to catch me with the woman that I brought out
Baby don’t hold on too long cause that’s how them stories start
And all the girls that play me
Eat your muthaf*ckin heart out, its crazy
Always gone but never hard to find
And since you can’t escape me do I ever cross your mind
Because all this sh*t is new to me, i’m learning to behave
And still spending every dollar they encourage me to save
But I’m good
I know that n*ggas would kill for that lifestyle
I’m looking forward to the memories of right now
Never forgettin from where I came
And no matter where I’m headed
I promise to stay the same